Kanye called himself a genius several times, said that he never does publicity stunts and then he turned the fuckery all the way up when he said that Kim Kardashian deserves a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The awkwardness was THICK and I kept waiting for Pimp Mama Kris to crash the stage in a black leotard and dance to “ Single Ladies” since her cooch is back on the market. Kanye barely laughed and looked as uncomfortable as my dog getting his temperature taken. Jimmy kept the jokes to a minimum, mostly kept his mouth shut and tried to pat Kanye’s taint as much as possible. Jimmy apologized and Kanye said that he probably took it too far, but he went off like that because he knows Jimmy. No, Jimmy and his writers used children, because Kanye sometimes came off as a spoiled, delusional messy boy king in that BBC Radio 1 interview, but whatever. The first BITCH, STOP moment came when Jimmy pulled Kanye’s dick when he said that they did the skit with children, because he thinks children cursing is funny. So last night they came together to make up. Kanye shit out of flames of rage over it, ranted about it on Twitter and screamed at Jimmy over the phone. ![]() Jimmy did a pretty harmless skit where little kids re-enacted Kanye’s interview almost word for word. Two weeks ago, the gold leaf on Kanye’s b-hole blew off when he raged over Jimmy spoofing the BBC Radio 1 interview where he said that he invented leather jogging pants and called himself a God. Kanye, the most arrogant man in the world almost admitted what he truly is- a douchebag.Kanye Kardashian went on Jimmy Kimmel Livelast night to kill their stupid feud and talk about the stupid skit that sent Kanye into another signature ALL-CAPS meltdown on Twitter. This is just my take, but “Runaway” is the only bit of decency and truth to roll out of his over-used mouth. The only good thing to ever come from Kanye West (no, I am not referring to his new baby), is one song that almost had him admitting his failures-one song that rang a hint of truth and almost made a fan out of me. All of this on the cusp of Friday’s court appearance for a lawsuit filed against him for assault. If it were not for his arrogance, I would almost feel a twinge of sorrow for him, but it seems he has dug his own spot in my box of opinions. This seems a bit crass when his history is reviewed. This seems a bit hypocritical coming from the man who storms stages to strip away honors. In several heated Tweets last night, he reminded the world that he has no funny bone, and that he, the bully, felt bullied and ridiculed. Now, in just 24 hours, Kanye West, the most arrogant man in the world, has both verbally assaulted late night host Jimmy Kimmel, and gone berserk on a photographer he claimed was trespassing. The fact of the matter is, his character precedes him, and it should not. ![]() I am sure Taylor Swift still has nightmares and unrealistic visions of that fateful night…I don’t even need to go into it, I am sure. ![]() Who can forget his toddler-like temper tantrum at the 2007 VMAs when he lost, 2 years in a row, every award for which he was nominated? He screamed and vowed he would never be back, and many of us hoped to God that it was true. Claiming himself an idol for kids and a teacher to all, he simply made himself out to be the jackass so many have reported him to be. If it’s not bad enough that he assumes we all see him as the Messiah, it’s simply disgusting that he would feel competent and comfortable enough to wear the clothing representing Him. What about the time he appeared as Jesus on the Rolling Stone cover back in 2006 self-deluded and full of himself. If I were a therapist, I am sure narcissism would be the sure diagnosis, but since I am not, “the most arrogant man in the world” will have to suffice. Now, I am no therapist, but it seems somebody didn’t get enough attention as a child, or maybe too much. West, after not being presented an award at the MTV Europe Music Awards, stormed the stage and argued that he should have been the winner. First, Taylor Swift is not the first award winner to have the lime-light snatched away. I first learned of Kanye West when, in 2008, he told Fader Magazine the following: “I am like a vessel and God has chosen me to be the voice and the connector.” If that wasn’t enough to give me an instant pang of nausea, I later read that in the same year he posed this modest question to Tim Westwood in an interview, “The Bible had 20, 30, 40, 50 characters in it…you don’t think that I would be one of the characters of today’s modern Bible?” Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes with coffee stirrers.Īfter doing a great deal of investigating in the midst of the recent Kanye meltdown and feud with Jimmy Kimmel, I found some rather interesting things.
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